Where to hide my clothes

Hello I have not been on here long but looking for Ideas where to hide my stash I had it hidden in my toolbox out in my barn and it was found any good idea would be great . When my wife found it I said oh I don't know where they came from and not sure if she believes me but she never brought it up again.I love the way all the soft panties feel and like to have a quick way to get to them. I know some of us have to hide the items we love so much so like I said please help with any input