ACDGTA A Crossdresser’s Guide to Acronyms

ACDGTA   A Crossdresser’s Guide to Acronyms

Crossdressing and chatrooms have a close relationship, but for the veterans among us, some of the abbreviations can be a bit flummoxing, to say the least.
Perhaps this will help? Feel free to add your own -

LMFAO  laughing my frilly ass off
LOLA  lots of lace
LOLE   lots of leather
LOLALELOWD40   lots of lace leather lotion and lube
HTML   her tights my legs
MALBIT((   my ass looks big in that
YALBIT))   your ass looks big in that
ITC   in the closet
ITWC   in the loo
GOGOWIDGOGROM   gotta go wife in drive gotta get rid of makeup
CUCMK   can you see my knickers
NWA   not wearing any
HABDABS   hairy athletic bloke dressed as Britney Spears
DUTILGI  do you think I look good in
GROW   get rid of the whiskers
GULP   wife just opened door
BRA  bra
BRAAA  woolly bra
AFCANK  all fur coat and no knickers
BOBFOC  body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
OTSBBH  over the shoulder beanbag holder (bra)
WTIMS  what's that in men's sizes?
WU  wearing undies?
BYA  Bob's your aunty
SOS  stockings or socks
HHMMD  High heels make me dizzy
SNADU  situation normal all dolled up
RML  Read my lipstick
BWD  bad wig day
RIP  rest in panties
NSA  No Straps attached
KISS  keep it sexy sweety
BTTO  bore the tits off
DIY  Dress in Yellow
BBL  big busty lad
BTDITGTH  been there, dressed in that, got the heels
I2SFMLBD  I'm too sexy for my little black dress
YKESAGMABE  your knicker elastic snapped and gave me a black eye
WYWH  wish you wore hose
ILMBISF  I left my boobs in San Francisco
IFMBITLLO  I found my boobs in the left-luggage office
BARNFAMAGE  charity shop clothes(Barnado's, Oxfam, Age UK)
TMTATACMS  tie me to a tree and call me Suzy
CID  crossdresser in drab
PMT  playing my trombone
AWOL  awake without lingerie
RSVP  real silk very posh
WUTBAM  wig used to be a mop
CIBYT  can I borrow your tits
IKIPOOF  I know, its purposely out of focus
ITMSIS  I think my stash is safe
OGAMDCKAMS  only God and my dry-cleaner know about my stash
OMDB  over my delicious ballgown
SWALK  Spandex will always look kinky
IHIUSYCSMP  I hemmed it up so you can see my panties
IHIUSYCSINWP  I hemmed it up so you can see I'm not wearing panties
MAE  my alter-ego
MAEWEST  my alter-ego wears 'er skirts tight
CHUTS  chubby thighs
CHANS  chubby ankles
CHUNDOUCH  chubby neck double chin
ZZZNZZ  zipper stuck
ZZZNZZWKOD  zipper stuck wife knocking on door
ZZZNZZVLIW  zipper stuck vicar looking in window
ZZZNZZVOTSITSAM  zipper stuck visions of toilet scene in There's Something About Mary
TLGIOM  the little girl inside of me
TBGBIOM  the big girl's blouse inside of me
TDPIOM  the Dolly Parton inside of me
PISSS  purging is such sweet sorrow
RWATJ  Romeo wherefore art thou Juliet
SO  significant orifice
HTSBH  hard-to-shave butt hairs
P2P  pantie to pantie
ATITHMYBYB  a thong in the hand means you're baring your bush
IDSICU  I dress so I can undress
IFOU  in front of you
LIBMAT  lying in bed making a tent
ABAHB  all bra and hobnailed boots
YSSYLSOTWL  you steal some, you leave some on the washing line
TEPOHTMUTW  the eternal problem of how to make your tits wobble
GRIN  goes round in nighties
POV  panties on view
XOXO  hugs and kisses
OXOS  meaty bits
TEASIMPOOPS  the elastic's always snapping in my panties -oops!
LYLLUALMS  lift your left leg up and let me see
DTHKWYAI  do the hokey-cokey while you're at it
HHGTTG  hitchhiker's guide to transgender
MGSMBF(PEST)  my girdle's stopping my blood-flow(please excuse slow typing)
PLUMP  pipeline under my panties
YLLBSYELA  you look like Brezhnev shave your eyebrows legs armpits
LABTYD  life's a *****, then you dress
LLMTO  literally laughing my tits off
BLALACT  black, lacey and see-through
DFTND  dressed from the neck down
PUREHWGA  purge, regret, here we go again
SYOCCD  smile, you're on Club Crossdressing
dddDdd   drab drab drab DRESS drab drab
ROTFL  Roll out the frilly lingerie
POPOPIUPIO  pose, pout, push it up, pull it out
ANFSCD  and now for something CD
AOL  apply orange lippy
A/S/L  always, sometimes, lots
BYOB  bring your own bra
PAL  pad a leotard
NTSC  not too shabby Charlene
22  tutu
DAC  crossdressers against dyslexia
DOA  dressed on arrival
ICTYBTIHTKY  I could transform you but then I'd have to kiss you
IITYWIMWYBMAD  if I tell you why I makeup will you buy me a dress
CD-ROM   CD – roll out the makeup
DOS  dolled out sexily
DVD  drab versus dolly
TAXI  take a crossdresser in
ALOTBSOL  always look on the bright side of lingerie
ASAP  as soon as passable
sup – what panties you wearing
SMAW1  stop me and wear one
DIOUD  dressed inside outside upside down
UWUWWWIW  you wish you were wearing what I'm wearing
WYWH  wish you wore hers 
BLYTCK  bless your tiny cotton knickers
GFAT  going for a thong
PJPROBE  frolics in bed
DLPOHMOCMIP  door locked, phone off hook, mobile on conference, mirror in position
BBIAB  be back in a bra
CAD  ctrl-alt-dress
CDWY  couldn't dress without you
DWYL  dress with you later
DYK  darn your knickers
G&BIT  grin and bare it
HDYWTDT  how do you wear this damned thing
YOLOLIMS  you look like my sister
SHUG  she's ugly
ITHFWI  if the heel fits wear it
SYDOPUWITSD  so you don't put wigs in the spin dryer?
ROTFLLUCMK  rolling on the floor laughing letting you see my knickers
NSITIS  not sure if this is sexy
REBOOT  try different heels
GMDA  great minds dress alike
LTS  love that seethru
PEBCAK  problem exists between crossdresser and keyboard
TGIF  thank god it's frilly
WWJD  what would Jane do?
ACA   Alcoholic Crossdressers Anonymous
NBCOAK  never been caught touch woody
WIBAMA  well I'll be a monkey's aunt
YLLAMA  you look like a monkey's aunt
PFZ  pantie-free zone
BAG  busting a girdle
CS'RUS  Crossdressers online community
GWIAM  gurl wrapped in a man
LDALWDLS  let's dress again like we did last summer
MorF  mini or full-length
OTTOMW  off the top of my wig
PTIYPASI  put that in your panties and stroke it
TYOL  turn you on later
PMIA  panties missing in action
DNFTT  do not feed the tranny
YMCA  young men's crossdressing association
ADHD  addiction to dressing in her's disorder
OCD  obsessive crossdressing
ACME  a crossdresser's makeup experiment
TWOT  total waste of tights
TRDMC  tears running down my corset
SWWP  slippery when wearing panties
SETI  search for extra-transgender inspiration
BBIAM  be back in a mini
STSPDP  same time, same place, different panties
BCET  bra, clip, every trip
HIWTS  hate it when that snaps
TWABTO  2 wigs are better than 1
DYCLIFOTBO  does your condom lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight
RDCWWDV  remove dog-collar when wearing dress vicar
ULB  uploading bra
BTW  brastrap twisted
KTW  knickers twisted
CGEOTTW  can't get 'em off they're twisted
DGYKIATW  don't get your knickers in a twist
LMGYKIATW  let me get your knickers in a twist
ACBEMABB  a cross between Eric Morecambe and Brigitte Bardot
MVP  most valuable panties
Guten Tag, ich heisse Hans, meine weibliche Name ist 'Hansa'.
LUFTHANSA  lift up frilly top, Hansa
NISM  need I show more
NUCV  national union of crossdressing vicars
KIA  kissed in action
KOTL  kiss on the lingerie
KOTC  kiss on the corset
GAMMD  go ahead, make me dress
GCSE  general certificate of saucy exploits
GLU  gurls like us
VPL  visible panty line
VTL  visible thong line
VMAL  visible male appendage line
GPS  gurly positioning system
GREEN  biodegradable knickers
GYO  get your own
FLASHGORDONA  demonstrative crossdresser
FLAFF  footloose and frilly
FM  frill modulation
AM  in aunty mode
FITS  fake tits
FTSE  frills, tits, skirt exchange
DAX  dead attractive crossdresser
NYSE  not your skirt, Elsie
NIKKEI  one's knickers
CAAC  cool as a crossdresser
CACHE  crossdressers and crossdressers who still look like blokes
CHILLS  crossdresser's breasts
CIB  crossdresser in bed
COB  crossdresser on bed
CUBJHWCI  crossdresser under bed just heard wife come in
DWYL  dress with you later
MYOB  mind your own bra
IKHYDLS  I know how you dressed last summer
IMF  imperative makeup fund
ITMA  it's that makeup again
CROFRO  curly crossdresser wig
JICYDD  just in case you don't dress
JWTLYK  just wanted to look at your knickers
CRO-MAGNON  hairy crossdresser
YGAYOQDIFFWDYP  you gotta ask yourself one question – do I feel fem? Well, do ya, punk?
RITHFR   run in those heels Forrest, run!
LMNHTSYCD   love means never having to say you're cd
SYCBS   Shirley you can't be serious
CISTKB   carpe interulam, seize the knickers, boys    
LKAADT  little knickers are a dangerous thing
ASPIITH  a sissy's place is in the home
AWANPMJADG  all work and no play makes Jack a dull gurl
BTHDADTNDAA  better to have dressed and died than never dressed at all
BITSOC  brevity is the soul of crossdressing
CMTC  clothes make the crossdresser
DAYWBDB  dress as you would be dressed by
DTTWIHBYCC  don't try to walk in heels before you can crawl
EWCB  East, West, crossdressing's best
EJIHJ  every Jack is his Jill
FHNBFL  faint heart never became fair lady
FTLTTLIOOS  from the lad to the lady is only one step
GAMELAHWDH  give a man enough lingerie and he will dress himself
GMDA  great minds dress alike
HWDARAMLTDAD  he who dresses and runs away may live to dress another day
HIWYSI  home is where your stash is
IAFYDSTOSL  if at first you don't succeed, try one size larger
ITWFWI  if the wig fits, wear it
ITDWCTDDMGTTD  if the dress won't come to Dave, Dave must go to the dress
DFAPDFAP  dress for a penny dress for a pound
ITASTMAC  it takes all sorts to make a crossdresser
NUCOSS  no use crying over snapped suspenders
DATWDWYDAYDA  drink and the world drinks with you, dress and you dress alone
DIWYMI  dressing is what you make it
LMLS  like mother like son
DIHRAL  dress in haste, repent at leisure
BTFLAG  big tits from little acorns grow
MDGOT  makeup doesn't grow on trees
MHLM  more haste less makeup
NJACBHC  never judge a crossdresser by her cover
NPOTTWYCDT  never put off till tomorrow when you can dress today
NSLS  nothing succeeds like suspenders
OMAWBHFACMAHFAPOP  one might as well be hanged for a complete makeover as for a pair of panties
OACAAC  once a crossdresser, always a crossdresser
OBDNACM  one bra does not a crossdresser make
PWLIGHSC  people who live in glass houses shouldn't crossdress
ABCACOCC  a bra corrupts, a complete outfit corrupts completely
PYBHF  put your best heel forward
RDANDDRDIMMW  red dress at night dresser's delight, red dress in the morning magistrate's warning
RRTDD  rob Ruthy to dress Dave
CABIAD  crossdressers aren't built in a day
SITMIB  seeing in the mirror is believing
STRASTS  spare the rod and spoil the sissy
TDIAGOTOSOTS  the dress is always greener on the other side of the shopwindow
CDT  crossdresser, dress thyself
TANFFIAGB  the apple never falls far in a good bra
TCOTDNDRS  the course of true dressing never did run smooth
TCLCHS  the crossdressing leopard changes his spots
TPOGDIEV  the price of good dressing is eternal vigilance
TPOTPIITW  the proof of the padding is in the wearing
NDATWBO  ne'er dress about till wife be out
TWTACHITHK  the way to a crossdresser's heart is through her knickers
TMAGTPOOKE  there's many a good tune played on old knicker elastic
TMASTLAL  there's many a slip 'twixt lipstick and lip
TWDNLFMMADTRT  those who do not learn from makeup mistakes are doomed to repeat them
TEIHTDID  to err is human to dress is divine
GDASTF  good dressers are stranger than fiction
TICTAG  two is company, three's a ********
VITSOD  variety is the spice of dressing
WYLITMYGITM  what you lose in the mirror you gain in the mind
SIIOR  silk is its own reward
TBBDMAW  two black bras don't make a white
TATWFNM  time and tights wait for no man
IAOTITFLS  it ain't over till I'm the fat lady singing
TBLITBL  the bottom line is the bottom line
LIC  lipstick is cheap
TCOTPATPWTCOT  take care of the padding and the pearls will take care of themselves
OMMIAMM  one man's mini is another man's maxiskirt
WTWATCP  when the wife's away the crossdressers play
WACF  women and crossdressers first
CESATFTBA  chest expands so as to fill the bra available
YANTOTD  you are never too old to dress
YCWTA  you can't wear them all
FIWOTF  femininity is wasted on the feminine
LMTHGF  lingerie makes the heart grow fonder
ITNACANG  in the night all crossdressers are not gray
AWTHW  all's well that hangs well
TAADMYBFS  two apples a day make your bra front sway
AEDHIHB  an English dresser's home is his boudoir
ASITSTWKYTHD  a stitch in time saves the wife knowing you tried her dress
FCBD  first come, best dress
AHBIBTN  a halfcut bra is better than none
ILDYDMAFS  if life deals you dresses, make a fashion show
CNGM  crossdressers need good memories
LWFABK  losers weepers find a bra keepers
YHMBAIHY  you hook my bra and I'll hook yours
WTAWTAW  where there's a wig there's a way
BMSF  bad mascara smudges fast
BIITEOTDITM  beauty is in the eye of the dresser in the mirror
BDTN  better dressed than never
BOABG  beware of admirers bearing gifts
DBAH  dressing begins at home
LSLTW  lipstick speaks louder than words
ITLOTBTOCIQ  in the land of the blind the one-eyed crossdresser is Queen
NITMOISH  necessity is the mother of inventing stash hideouts
NHIGH  no hair is good hair
OMTIAMSTPO  one man's trash is another man's slutty trailer park outfit
PBYEIOPOK  put both your eggs in one pair of knickers
SIOTDIA  saying is one thing, dressing is another
PAAFIAS  pert as a flirt in a skirt
TBTILAP  the best things in life are pink
WWCITDSGOTW  when wife come in the door stash go out the window
BTDATDBD  between the Devil and the deep blue dress
BBNFW  borrowed bras never fit well
DWUYOTC  don't whistle until you're out the closet
DWMDWP  drink with measure, dress with pleasure
FFAS  forbidden frillies are sweet
LMLMD  love me, love my dress
NPNJ  no pain, no Jane
TMTOWTSAL  there's more than one way to show a leg
MAFBHNII  many a fine bra has nothing in it
ONYDWTWK  open not your door when the wife knocks
SYANFTYNL  stretch your arm no further than your nail lacquer
SYWWTIIH  straighten your wig while the iron is hot
TFBIHTB  the first bra is half the battle
ADDCBU  a dress done cannot be undone
WIWDIWDW  what is worth dressing is worth dressing well
ADDWCAAB  a drowning dresser will clutch at a brastrap
AJOATDBWASPOK   a journey of a thousand dressings begins with a single pair of knickers
AMIAGAAM  a miss is as good as a mrs
ADPIITC  a dresser's place is in the closet
ASMTHGF  absent stash makes the heart grow fonder
ACAMOIS  a crossdressing army marches on its stilettos
WASDGASR  wear a silly dress get a silly reflection
MIOSD  makeup is only skin deep
IEGMTAGD  inside every great man there's a great dresser
DSBSANH  dressers should be seen and not heard
CHWK  cold hands, warm knickers
DCPIM  don't change panties in midstream
EDADUFTWD  eat, drink and dress up, for tomorrow we die
DI1PI99PP  dressing is one percent inspiration ninety-nine percent perspiration
IGHMUTDHHGUIH  if God had meant us to dress he'd have given us inflatable hips
LBA402638  life begins at*********
NHCTSTSB  Nair has charms to sooth the savage breast

#-☼-#  bending over in fishnets no knicks
Å  a great ass
Ω  walks like John Wayne
┴  showing cleavage
┬  extremely short mini
%\  mini far too short
!¡  successful 69
≈\/≈  hairy armpits
-$-  expensive thong
-($_$)-  expensive bra
-(¢_¢)-  cheap bra
ÇÇ  sissy
æ  soixante-neuf learners
√±  just passable
>//<  braclasp won't fasten
$%  awkward bra catch
i/i/i/  eyelashes
j/j/j/  curly eyelashes
╥╥   eyelashes 2
))%%((   hair in curlers



WYSH  what, you’re still here?