Bad night at the club and no voice

So another night ******** waitressing , late as usual so came already dressed in my uniform for my shift , needless to say part of my uniform was stuck inside the right side of my thong in my super short outfit, geez wondering why I was getting strange looks lol, make matters worse I had a run in my pantyhose in the right leg from the waist to my ankle , GRrrRRRR!!! So ok after finally changeo my pantyhose and making my self look presentable ,I start serving drinks and my voice starts fading away fast , but nothing new I lose my voice a lot , thank god My voice got really hoarse and raspy and squeaky but I still could be heard by others, lol, so after starting out the night and ruining an expensive pair of stw support pantyhose and ending up with a horrible case of laryngitis , I ended up making a tremendous amount of money in tips , lol, so many were complimenting me on my scratchy gravelly hoarse tones and my curves sexy leggz, it turned out to be a really great night that so many got turned on by my sexy hoarse voice and great leggz lol, so who out there actually likes losing their voice and getting laryngitis ,it certainly works for me , I love losing my voice and a lot usually like me even more when I completely lose my voice and I’m writing notes lol, needless to say the next morning my voice was gone for 3 days , and I made less money cause  I didn’t have Bonnie Tyler / Kim carnes , Demi Moore type voice hahahaha