My Favorite Things

OK, it’s Saturday night so it’s time to dust off your dirndl and rock along to Julie Andrews -

My Favorite Things

Adopting hot poses in cool summer dresses
Adjusting the hem and the best, I confess, is
Sexy lace corsets tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things.

I go on the internet looking for tips
For enhancing my contours while swinging my hips
Bracelets and earrings and all kinds of bling
These are a few of my favorite things.

Try on silk dresses with blue satin sashes
Highlight the shade on my lips and eyelashes
6” Louboutins make my ass spring
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the seams burst
When the wig slips
When I'm feeling bad…
I simply dress up in my favorite things
And then I don't feel so sad.

Squeezing my feet into cfm heels
Then taking small steps just to see how it feels
Swanning along in my dress how it clings
These are a few of my favorite things

When my bra snaps
When my zip breaks
When I'm feeling bad
I simply dress up in my favorite things
And then I don't feel so sad.

Cream-colored lingerie sent through the mail

It’s sexy and see-thru and thrills without fail
Taking some selfies to see how it swings
These are a few of my favorite things

Check in the mirror to shorten my frock
 Wanting to give some poor fellow a shock
When he glimpses my ass cheeks bouncing on springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When my urges
End in purges
And I feel so bad
I simply assemble more favorite things
And then I don’t feel so sad
So sad
So sad…