I Wanna be a Bad Gurl

Good girls keep a diary, bad girls stay out late,
good girls keep their hair in curls, while bad girls like to mate,
good girls go to heaven while the bad go everywhere,
good girls do the dishes, bad girls do it on the stair,
good girls know what’s two and two while bad girls two on one,
good girls can get lost, yo, but bad girls can be won;
I want to be a good girl, but I don’t want to be a nun,
I want to be a good girl, but, well, bad girls have more fun.
good girls paint nice pictures, bad girls paint towns red,
good girls go to movies, bad girls get in bed,
good girls like to go to shows, bad girls like to star
good girls might come fairly close while bad ones go too far,
good girls know what’s good for them, bad girls do as well,
but while a good girl blushes, the bad ones love to tell;
so, I want to be a good girl, but, damn, bad girls get the cream
I know I’d be a good bad girl but I guess it’s all a dream;
good girls do their horoscopes, bad girls do the rounds,
good girls know the limits, bad girls know no bounds,
good girls’ favorite colour’s pink, bad girls’ thoughts are blue,
good girls dream romantic dreams, bad girls’ dreams come true,
good girls all respect their man, bad girls love to flirt,
good girls cook their man a meal, bad girls ARE dessert;
I could be a good bad girl, my body tells me so,
and if I opt to do it, I’ll be sure to let you know,
but maybe it’ll take a while, you’ll have to stand in line
while I’m working through the backlog making up on all that time;
so, if I DO become a bad girl, my body knows it could
be just that kind of bad girl who’ll be very, VERY good.