LOL-ing While Messin’ About On the River

I was re-reading my lol blog from a couple of days ago when the song “Messin’ About On the River” came over the radio. It’s one of those songs with a simple rhythm that stays in your head, annoyingly so, and before long I found myself humming to it and giving it new lines -

Now take off your shirt and pull on a skirt
For lol-ing about in the Chatroom
And you might go so far as a peekaboo bra
For lol-ing around in the Chatroom
There are cds and tvs and transgender too
Whatever your gender you’ll fit in there too
And you might wear high heels ’cos you know how it feels
While lol-ing around in the Chatroom


Does my bum look too big? Do you like my new wig?
They’ll tell you the truth in the Chatroom
When you’re swinging your ass, and to know if you’d pass
Take a survey of those in the Chatroom
Panties and scanties with all kinds of frills
Your transparent undies will generate thrills
And you flash as you swirl so they’ll know you’re a gurl
When you put on a show in the Chatroom


You can tighten your straps to tease all those chaps
Who’re waiting for you in the Chatroom
If you feel a bit naughty then flirt with the forty-odd
Girlfriends who lol in the Chatroom
If you want to display your legs in a way
That’ll get ’em all hot in the Chatroom
Then hint what you wear is quite liable to tear
If you bend down too low in the Chatroom
Tell ’em your panties are stuck in your zip
And the skirt that you lifted is wedged round your hip
And just so you know, all the offers that’ll flow
Will involve a no-no in the Chatroom


With your fingers you’ll trace your silk satin and lace
As you read what goes on in the Chatroom
So send ’em a pic, give ’em something to lick
While they’re lol-ing around in the chatroom
Some call you ‘love’, some ‘honey’ or ‘doll’ –
The first thing you’ll learn is the right way to ‘lol’
So now I’ll leave you alone with your PC or phone
Go get ’em gurl out in that Chatroom.